Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Today's best headlines

The Rumford Meteor has some new headlines to go with legitimate news stories. Here are my favorite headlines:

Lance Armstrong Says Cheating And Lying Was Worth It, If Only For The Jollies He Got By Making Grown Men Wear Yellow Bracelets Like Teenaged Girls

Mid-January Agricultural Show Concentrates On Helping Farmers Identify Those Weird Unlabeled Tubers In The Cellar From Two Years Ago

AG Schneider Warns Mainers That Only The Government Is Allowed To Threaten You, So Hang Up On Everyone Else

Patriots Cough Up A Harbaugh On The Carpet In Foxboro

Maine Delegation To Inauguration Expected To Sit In The Back Row Wearing Short Sleeves And Clip-On Ties

Homeless Man Says Donated Stephen King Book Will Probably Burn Pretty Fair For A While, But You Could Barely Warm Your Hands With It. Got Another?

Read more here: http://rumfordmeteor.com/

No comments: