Greg Gutfeld is really growing on me.
Greg's opening remarks: "It is not an open secret, it's their open understanding!"
"It's the progressive pig path: if your heart is in the right place, your hands can go anywhere!"
"Is being a male feminist no longer a cover for cads?"
Walter Kirn: "These people who are shocked and appalled? They are not hypocrites; they're liars!"
Did you know that unemployment claims fell to their lowest level in 43 years?
"ISIS prisoners are giving up, because we aren't taking prisoners! They were supposed to be martyrs!"
Kirn points out that people get their news on their phones now. "The headlines fit on an Apple iPhone screen and get you to click!"
"We report, you roll your eyes!" A bout between the scouts. Maybe we guys should join the Man Scouts? What do you think of girls joining Boy Scouts? The leaders of the Girl Scouts sure don't like it! Oh, and while we're at it, why pay attention to age? Why can't animals join?
Charles Murray must have interrupted nap time at the University of Michigan. They hate his words, so they act like turds!
"Eminem hates the POTUS...too bad his side didn't outvote us!" Do we have enough division yet?
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