Saturday, August 09, 2014

This Russian man decides to get even with Barack Obama

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Great video, typical Russian man, typical Russian dialog. It seems to me though that the whole dialog is ironic and tongue in cheek but I'm not sure. I'll try to translate.
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Subtitle: a russian citizen levies his own sanctions against America

So here is my little memo to the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Barack, I'm fed up, I'm sick and tired, so as a citizen of Russia, as a true patriot, let it be known that I am hereby levying my own, personal, sanctions, no joke. In all seriousness. First of all, I refuse, categorically, to travel to your country. That's right. This very year my whole family had planned to make a trip to the USA. But now, I wouldn't give a single cent, not in my lifetime, so long as you have such an attitude toward Russia. Second, I won't set foot in any American establishment of any sort, ever, shops, cafes, etc. And if I even see a McDonalds I'd rather take another road than even drive by it. Then ... oh, look at this, what the ... who brought this crap into my house, is this yours? (Picks up a coke.) Check this out, in case you didn't get my drift (takes coke), I'll show you, see? I'll pour it out. See? (Phone rings) Hello? Oh hi, Fedya, you know, I apologize but I'll have to call you back, right now I'm sending a video messages to Barak. What do you mean, Barack who? Barack Obama, the Barack-ster, the Black Guy, you know, who put the sanctions on us? I'm laying down my own sanctions, I'll call you back. Bye. So, that reminds me, just so that you don't think we're joking around, so that you know that you can't scare us, check this out, hold on a sec. (Goes off camera to get his hammer.) (Holds iPhone) this yours? (Smashes with hammer). Give up now, dog? Hey, wife, give me that thing, the American-Korean whatever. Here. Watch this. This time pay attention. Watch closely. Here it goes. (Smashes iPad). There you go, now what? How you like that? How about that? Here's one more for you. You don't scare Russia. Take that. Up yours. Get it? We'll never, ever, buy your stinking crap. Hold on, what about that camera, made in America too. Here you go b****.

Bob's Blog said...

Thank you, Ryan.

Ryan is my good friend, who is married to a Russian woman, and has just returned from a three week trip to Russia to hang out with his in-laws.

I'm glad you made it back safely, Ryan!