Keep the tusks away from Biden!

As he introduced this week's Narwhal tusk edition of This Week in Pictures in PowerLine, Steven Hayward wrote,

As we learned last week, the ever-resourceful British deployed a narwhal whale tusk to dispatch a terrorist, and now I want one too! But I suspect before long, Michael Bloomberg and other Democrats will be calling for “common sense” narwhal tusk control, and you can’t really blame them, can you? Just imagine what Joe Biden would have done if he’d had one handy in Iowa this week. No doubt he would have confused the orotund gentleman who challenged him with a seagoing mammal, and responded inappropriately.