Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.Via Misanthropic Humanitarian
After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape, with firm legs, a strong chest, and a solid rump before I put good money down.”
Larry, looking worried said, ‘Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Watch that UPS guy!
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