Trump Announces He Will Forgo Salons And Cut His Own Hair Like An Ordinary American
September 3rd, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi caused a bit of a stir this week when footage was released of her not wearing a mask getting her hair cut in a salon, an obvious setup that she was forced to take part in at gunpoint.
The president, a genius strategist and master politician, saw an opportunity. He quickly called a press conference and declared that he would continue cutting his own hair like an ordinary Amercan.
"Nancy may think she's too good to cut her hair, but not me. I'm a regular American, just like you," Trump announced solemnly before producing a pair of scissors, placing a bowl on his head, and giving himself a haircut.
"Until regular Americans can get their hair cut at the salon, I will cut my hair myself in solidarity."
Trump remarked that the haircut was "beautiful" and "maybe the best one I've ever gotten" afterward.
At publishing time, Trump had ordered a Flowbee on Amazon.
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Thursday, September 03, 2020
He looks like the Prime Minister of Britain!
The satirical Babylon Bee reports,
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