Rumors

Ace of Spades notes how the press is now speculating about who would perform duties of the First Lady if lifelong batchelor Lindsey Graham were to be elected president.

This is a delicate question, of course, because of the speculations (whose accuracy I have no idea about) that Lindsey Graham is gay.

The thing is, we've had several candidates who were rumored to be gay, or to have been gay. Among them: the last Democrat candidate for president, Barack Obama, and the soon-to-be Democrat candidate for president, Hillary Clinton.

Will the press likewise be asking Hillary about Those Rumors?

So, media: How about it? If we're going to coyly inquire into Graham's sexual preferences, how about we sleuth down those rampaging rumors about Hillary Clinton's dalliances?