What was he thinking?

Did you see this picture of Chris Christie standing behind Donald Trump after endorsing him? Manhattan Infidel wonders what Christie was thinking, because the look on his face was disturbing. Here are a few of the thoughts M.I. thought might have been going through Christie's head.

Why do birds suddenly appear/ every time Donald Trump is near/ just like me/they long to be/ close to him.

This won’t harm my 2020 run for president will it?

Maybe this isn’t a good idea. Too late. Already sold my soul.

After listing many more possible thoughts of Chris Christie, Manhattan Infidel summarizes,

You see readers, being a blogger has advantages. I know all your thoughts. All of them! The first time they tell you that the world’s turning and you just can’t quite believe it because everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. I’m a blogger.

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